Le frasi più belle e divertenti di Grey's Anatomy

1.01 - A Hard Day's Night

George: Maybe I should have gone into geriatrics. No one minds when you kill an old person.

Cristina: You should get some sleep you look like crap.
Meredith: I look better than you.
Cristina: Not possible.

George: 007. They're calling me 007, aren't they?
Izzie & Meredith: No-one's calling you 007.
George: I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007.
Cristina: Okay, how many times are we going to go through this, George? Five, ten? Give me a number or else I'm gonna hit you.
George: Murphy whispered 007 and everyone laughed.
Izzie: He wasn't talking about you.
George: Are you sure?
Meredith: Would we lie to you?
George: Yes!

Meredith: We should pretend it never happened.
Derek: What never happened? You sleeping with me? Or you throwing me out this morning? Because both are fond memories I'd like to hold on to.
Meredith: No, there will be no more memories. I'm not the girl in the bar anymore and you're not the guy. This can't exist. You get that right?
Derek: You took advantage of me and you wanna forget about it?
Meredith: I did not---
Derek: I was drunk vulnerable and good looking and you took advantage.
Meredith: I was the one who was drunk and you are not that good looking.

Meredith: (after a one-night stand with Derek) Look, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower, OK? And when I get back down here, you won't be here. So goodbye,...
Derek: Derek.
Meredith: Meredith.
(They shake hands)

George: So your by-pass surgery tomorrow with Dr. Burke. I hear he’s good. And after that you can have all the bacon flavored soy product you can eat.
Mr. Savitch: Mmm. Kill me now.
George: I wish I could but … I’m a healer.

Derek:(holds up bra): This is...
Meredith: Embarrasing beyond all levels.

Burke: The only person that can keep a promise so big is God, and I haven't seen him pick up a scalpel lately.

Patient: I can't sleep, my head feels full.
Meredith: It's called thinking. Go with it.

Izzie: [to the Bailey] Hi, I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie.
Bailey: I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change.

Meredith: Stop looking at me like that.
Derek: Like what?
Meredith: Like you've seen me naked.

2.02 - The First Cut Is the Deepest

Cristina: You know, it's like there's a wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons, and we're over here being...
Meredith: Suturing, code-running lab-delivering penis minders.
Alex: I hate being an intern.
Alex: My head hurts.
Cristina: Maybe it's a tumor.
Alex: Yeah, you wish I had a tumor.
Cristina: Look, I'd rip your face off if it meant I get to scrub in.

(During surgery with the rapist who had his penis bitten off by the girl he raped)
Cristina: Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.
Meredith: Oh, too bad.
Cristina: Shame.
Bailey: Let's all take a moment to grieve.(quickly) Clamp.

Meredith: Custody of a penis?
Dr. Webber: Yes. Until the cops come for it.
Meredith: Ok, well what am I supposed to do with the penis?

Bailey (to Cristina): An intern was reassigned so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day, show him how I do things.
Alex: Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
Cristina: The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
Alex: And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too.
Cristina: Oh, this should be fun then.

Bailey(To Interns): Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiny. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.
Meredith: Oh my g-that's his . . .that's his . . . she bit it off.

Burke: (holding up body part) What is it?
Meredith: That's his penis.


Derek (to a patient and rapist whose victim bit off his penis): I have good new and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops. Have a nice life.

Meredith: The line is drawn.
Derek: Is the line imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?
(start to kiss)
Meredith (Voiceover): Barriers don't keep others out. They fence you in.
Derek: So we're kissing but we're not dating?
Meredith: I knew that was going to come up.
Derek: Don't get me wrong: I like the kissing. I'm all for the kissing. More kissing, I say.
Meredith: I have no idea what that was about.
Derek: Is it going to happen again? Let me know next time. I'll bring breath mints. Put a condom in my wallet.
Meredith: Just stop it right now.

1.03 - Winning a Battle, Losing the War

Meredith: (about her new roommates, George and Izzie) They're everywhere. All the time. Izzie's all perky and George does this where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, and they say things, and they move things, and they breathe. Ugh, they're, like, happy.
Cristina: Kick them out.
Meredith: I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in.
Cristina: So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?
Meredith: Yep.
Cristina: That's why we're friends.

Meredith: You're just pissed that two women got the harvest.
Alex: I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours.
Meredith: I'm going to become a lesbian.
Cristina: Me too.

Izzie: You did good George.
George: I'm going to have to dodge Burke for the rest of my career. He could kill me and make it look like an accident.

Meredith: We are sooooo going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell.
Cristina: On an express train.

Cristina: It's like candy, but with blood, which is SO much better.

Alex: What are you doing?
George: Hiding.
Alex: From what?
George: One of the first class patients. He likes me.
Alex: Oh good.
George: No I mean he likes me.
Alex: Right, go for it man, I'm down with the rainbow.
George: I'm not gay!
(George gives him a strange look)
Alex: Oh, are you not gay?
George: No.
Alex: Really? Dude, sorry. (he walks away)

George: (Cristina walks up) Cristina! Do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?
Cristina: Are you?
George: No!
Cristina: Really?

Meredith (to Alex) How do you manage to make everything dirty?
Meredith (Voiceover): Whoever said winning wasn't everything ... never held a scalpel.


1.04 - No Man's Land

(Bathroom: Izzie is mad at George 'cause he forgot to buy tampons. Meredith enters the bathroom)
Izzie: I'm not riding in the same car as him.
Meredith: (looks at Izzie, who is standing in her underwear) Unless you're going like that, you're not riding with me either. Where are the tampons?
Izzie: He didn't buy them.
Meredith:(to George) You didn't buy them?
George: Men don't buy tampons!
Izzie: (opens the shower door again, and George falls over) You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!
(she walks out of the bathroom, leaving George lying on the floor of the shower)
George: I am not your sister!
(he slams the shower door)
 

Cristina: You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
Izzie: It's makeup. It's retouching.
Cristina: You get that we hate you, right?

Alex: So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?
George: Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time.
Alex: Sexy underwear?
George: Yeah...
Alex: And they just let you look at them?
George: Well, uh... yeah.
Alex: Like sisters?
George: No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters.
Alex: But they're no coming on to you?
George: Not exactly.
Alex: They don't expect you to do anything.
George: No, but...
Alex: Like sisters. Just like sisters.


George: Tonight.
Izzie: Okay. Seriously, George. Please don't...
George: Yeah, could we not talk about it here?
Izzie: What? Tampons?
George: Did you not hear a word I said?
Izzie: You're a man, we know.
[everyone in the room starts to laugh]


George: I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You - ovaries!
Izzie: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
George: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!
Izzie: Will you add it to your list, please?
George: What?
Izzie: Tampons!
Meredith: To the list. It's your turn.
George I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
Izzie: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.

1.05 - Shake Your Groove Thing

(Meredith and Derek are in the passenger seat of his car)
Derek: Sounds like the party's winding down. We should probably sneak inside now.
Meredith: I think we've done enough sneaking for tonight. It was good sneaking, but enough sneaking.
Derek(Pulling her shirt back up): Yeah, I'd say we're pretty good sneakers.
Bailey: (As they are about to kiss she knocks on the window): You mind moving this tail wagon? You blocking me in.
Derek: Apparently not good enough

Meredith(Holding a bottle of tequila): Surgery is stupid. It's stupid.
Cristina(Taking the bottle from Meredith and Cristina is also drunk): Give me that you're drunk.
Meredith: I'm not driving. I'm not on call. I'm in my own house. My life is crap. And it's my party and I'll get drunk if I want to

Derek: (Arrives at Meredith's house and finds her drinking tequila and dancing in her front lawn) So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, it's not nearly as much fun to wake up to

Izzie: (coming home to see Meredith drunk at the party) Holy Mother of Destruction. . . .

Meredith: Remember when you were a kid and your biggest worry was, like, if you'd get a bike for your birthday or if you'd get to eat cookies for breakfast. Being an adult? Totally overrated. I mean seriously, don't be fooled by all the hot shoes and the great sex and the no parents anywhere telling you what to do. Adulthood is responsibility.

Meredith: We're adults. When did that happen?!? And how do we make it stop?

                
1.06 - If Tomorrow Never Comes

Meredith: I can take care of myself. I got myself into this mess and now...
Derek: You get yourself out?!
Meredith: I don't... know that yet.

Derek: Miranda.
Bailey: Excuse me?
Derek: Well, that's your name right? It's on your jacket. Fine, I'll just call you Bailey then.
Bailey: You know you think you charming, in that talented, neurotic, overly moose hair sorta way good for ya. But you think I'm gonna stand back and watch while you favor her...
Derek: I don't favor her. She's good.
Bailey: I'm sure she is.
Derek: You know, can I point out, technically, I'm your boss.
Bailey: You don't scare me. Look, I'm not gonna advertise your extracurricular activites with my intern. However next time I see you favorin' Meredith Grey in any way I'll make sure she doesn't see the inside of an O.R. for a month. Just for the sake of balance!

Cristina (To Burke after sleeping with him): That was definitely worth being late.
Meredith(Upon seeing Derek): Crap.
Derek: Crap!
Meredith: Hi. I'm late.
Derek: You're avoiding me.
Meredith: Yes, but also late.
Derek: Are we gonna talk about this?
Meredith: No.
Derek: About us and Bailey and what she saw.
Meredith: I don't need to talk about it I expierenced, naked.
Derek: This is getting complicated.
Meredith: Complicated, for me. I'm the intern sleeping with the attending. Bailey isn't speaking to me anymore.
Derek: Well, not that that's a bad thing. If I was a better guy, I'd walk away.
Meredith: Yes you would.
Derek: Do you want me to be a better guy?
Meredith: Yes. No. Crap! I'm late.
(She walks away)

(About Alex)
Cristina: If I stab this fork into his thigh will I get in trouble?
Meredith: You have to make it look like an accident.
Meredith: Are you really as shallow and calous as you seem?
Alex: Wanna grab a drink and hear about my secret pain?
Meredith: Does that line ever work for you?
Alex: Sometimes.
Meredith: Oh. Must be because you look like that.
Alex: Like what?(She gives him a look and he laughs) So is that a yes?
Meredith: No. I can't, I'm seeing someone.
Alex: Look, if you don't wanna go out with me just say so, you don't need to lie.
Meredith: Okay - I don't want to go out with you . . . and I think I might be seeing someone.

Izzie (regarding Meredith): Do you want to die before you ask her out?
George: I'm not dying!
Izzie (to Alex) You are hateful! (throws his pager down, jumps up and down on it) Hateful! Hateful, arrogant, lazy . . . hateful man! Hateful!

Dr. Shepherd: You know they call you the Nazi.
Dr. Bailey: So I've heard.

Annie (to George): Seriously? You're equating your pathetic love life with my record breaking tumor? Seriously?

Meredith: Dr. Shepherd? I'm sorry I called you a jackass.
Dr. Shepherd: You didn't.
Meredith: I did...twice.

Izzie: (to a patient after he throws up on Alex) You are so my favorite person today!!

1.07 -The Self Destruct Button

George: Yang. I'm scrubbing in on a hemospherectomy with Shepherd.
Cristina: Get out! I would kill for that.
George: We're cutting out half the girl's brain, and it's going to work. It's outrangous. Almost makes it kinda hard to hate him.
Cristina: Why do you hate him?
George: Oh, no reason.
Cristina: Oh, you know about him and Meredith?
George: You know?
Cristina: When are you gonna figure out that I know everything?
George(To Izzie who is walking up the stairs): She knows.
Izzie: Oh, about doctor-cest?

Meredith(voiceover): Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know, maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

Izzie (about the Mer-Der thing): There is a reason we don't sleep with the attendings.
George: It's not her fault, it's Shepherds. He's an attending he should know better. He's taking advantage of her.
Izzie: It didn't exactly sound like anything was happening against her will last night.

George: You get any sleep?
Izzie: She should oil the bedsprings, as a courtesy, or at least buy a padded headboard.
George: So, who's the guy?
Izzie: You think it was just one guy doing all that work?

Meredith: I hate you! (She takes slice of cake from Izzie) And I hate your cake!
Izzie: No, no, the cake is good.

1.08 - Save Me

Meredith's Voiceover: It's not so important that it's happy ever after. Just that it's happy right now. See, once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you. And, once in a while, people will even take your breath away.

Meredith: (Again looking for more details about Derek): Give me something to go on. Anything. What are your grandparents names?
Derek: I don't have grandparents.
Meredith: Where'd you grow up? What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Where'd you spend your summer vacations?
Derek: Lighten up. It'll be good for your blood pressure. (Stands and leaves Meredith alone)
Meredith: Oh don't you tell me to lighten up. I'll lighten up when I... feel light.

Meredith(Wanting more details about Derek's life): I want facts, and until I get them, my pants are staying on.
Derek: Or you could just roll with it, be flexible. See what happens.
Meredith: I'm not flexible.
Derek(laughs): Now there I disagree.

Mr. Duff: They're not seizures! I'm psychic!
Cristina: Sure you are and I'm a chicken.

1.09 - Who's Zoomin' Who?

Derek: How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery? I've been practicing that.
Bailey: You have too much time on your hands.

(After Cristina has dubbed George Syph-boy)
Alex: "Syph-boy." It's got a nice ring to it; kind of like Super-boy, only diseased.

Alex: (To George after he got syphilis) Who gave you the cooties on the playground?

Meredith: So just for the record, you’d tell me if I need to get tested, right?
Derek: You think I have syphilis?
Meredith: No. I mean we never made any rules or anything…we never said we had rules and I wouldn’t hold it against you.
Derek: When would I have time to go out and get syphilis? You’re a handful enough as it is. And besides we’re practically a condom ad.

Izzie: You got syphilis?
George: I don’t know how this happened.
Izzie: Of course you do. God, Olivia must be really getting around.
George: Olivia, she’s not like that.
Izzie: It’s the new millennium, George, the only people who aren’t like that are the Amish…and apparently you.
George: You don’t know. Maybe I’ve been sleeping around. Maybe I got ladies. (Izzie smirks) Shut up! What am I gonna do?

(After he comes out of the bathroom)
Izzie: There's no reason to be ashamed. It's normal, healthy even.
George: I am not ashamed. 'Cause I wasn't doing anything. I don't have to. I have a girlfriend.
Izzie: An imaginary girlfriend?
George: An actual girlfriend.
Izzie: You know what? It's no big deal, you don't have to lie. I get it. You have needs.
(Meredith opens the door Izzie was leaning against)
Meredith: What is going on out here?
Izzie & George: Nothing.
(George walks away)
Izzie(To Meredith): He's freaked out because I caught him playing with little Jimmy and the twins.
George(Turns around): I have a girlfriend. (Walks away)
Izzie: Ok. (laughs)

Derek(Appearing from Meredith's bedroom): It sounds like fun out here.
(George is in the bathroom, locked in and Izzie wants to take a shower)
Izzie (Knocking on the door): George. You locked the door I need to take a shower.
George: Uh..uh, I'll be out in a minute.
Izzie: What are you doing in there?
George: It's private!
Izzie: Oh! Oh, god, I get it. I'm sorry.(smirks) I didn't mean to interrupt.
George: No, it's not that.
Izzie: It's ok. Take your time.
George: I am not doing what you think I'm doing.
Izzie (laughs softly): You know what there really isn't a need to explain you just...finish.
George: No...I'm coming. I'm coming out!(Izzie laughs)

George: God, he's got an ovary?
Alex: Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual.

Patricia (Holding a "protected" banana): With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom.

Addison: Hi. I'm Addison Shepherd.
Meredith: Shepherd?
Addison: And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband.

Meredith: The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open... And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore.... The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control... You're not.

(at the hospital's safe sex demonstration)
Patricia (demonstrator): When the time is right and gentleman, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana.

Cristina: If I am missing out on a real patient because of this. They are going to call me 007 because I killed you.

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