Grey’s Anatomy Quotes 4^ stagione

Lista Episodi:

4x01 A change is gonna come
4x02 Love/addiction
4x03 Let the truth sting
4x04 The heart of the matter
4x05 Haunt you every day
4x06 Kung fu fighting
4x07 Physical reaction... chemical attraction
4x08 Forever young

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4.01 A change is gonna come

Meredith: I...uhm....
Derek: You're not ready for this.
Meredith: No.
Derek: I asked for too much.
Meredith: I think so.
Derek: So, this is it?
Meredith: Yeah.
Derek: We're breaking up?
Meredith: We're breaking up.
Derek (walks to Meredith): We're broken up.
Meredith: It's done. (they start kissing)
Derek: Break-up kiss.
Meredith: Break-up kiss.
Derek (removes his jacket): And some break-up sex.
Meredith: Yeah, break-up sex.

Callie: What? You wanna humiliate me some more? 'Cause I get it. I suck. I suck at my job, I suck as a wife, I suck all around, so... go ahead, humiliate me some more, please.
Bailey: Hope tomorrow's better.

Cristina (to her interns): I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change.
Izzie: Traumas protocol, phone lists, pagers. The nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run. A run. That's rule number two. (notices the interns are not following her) You're supposed to follow me.
Alex: Your first shift starts now and lasts 36 hours. You're grunts, nobodies, the bottom of the surgical food chain. You run labs, write orders, work every second night until you drop. And you don't complain.
Meredith: On call rooms. Sleep when you can, where you can. You know, but not with anybody. Not attendings, especially not attendings. Sleeping with attendings, not a good idea. Where was I?
George: Er, rule number three. If you're sleeping, do not wake you unless the patient is actually dying.
Cristina: The dying patient better not be dead when I get there, because not only will you have killed someone, you will have woken me for no good reason. Are we clear? (Lexie raises her hand) Yes?
Lexie: That was four rules. You said five.
Cristina: Rule number five. When I move, you move. (awkward pause as nobody moves) Go! (Cristina's interns scramble off)

Lexie (looking at the babies): It's like a cute festival in here.
George: I delievered that one an hour ago.
Lexie: Oh, my god. Why aren't you like jumping up and down?
George: I've done this before. This is deja-vu.
Lexie: Uh.. you know, you didn't pass your intern test, it happens. It's nobodies fault, right?
George: Yeah, it's nobodies fault. Except that Callie gave Cristina the study cards and Meredith didn't write anything down and Cristina was planning a wedding and Izzie... Izzie just had to... You know, I'm responsible, I've always been the responsible one, I'm not saying 'what about me', I'm not saying 'when do I get what I want', when do I get to be somebody other than the guy who repeats his intern year, I'm not sayin' that but...
Lexie: ... But what about you?
George: Yeah!
Lexie: I didn't plan on being here. I was all set for an internship at Mass Gen., and then my mother gets the hiccups and I'm at a funeral. You know, we all have problems. Moms die, and dad's drink so much that they don't even know what year they're in and sisters... I didn't even know that there was a Meredith Grey until a coupla months ago. And she -- she doesn't even wanna talk to me. I don't-- I don't want to be here. I'd give anything to not be here. No, to have my life work out the way that I planned and to even have time to ask 'what about me'. So you change, you get over it. (pauses) I'm here now. And you... you delievered a baby today. So, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
George (pauses): You... are kind of awesome.

Izzie: George, why are you avoiding me?
George: I'm on my way to surgery.
Izzie: No, I don't mean right now. Not right now. Not one word? In 17 days. I tell you that I love you, and not one word? For 17 days? Where have you been?
George: I've been right here. Exactly where I was a year ago! I'm sorry-- I'm sorry. I'm freakin' out. I'm an intern again.
Izzie: Yeah, we're all freakin' out. We're all freakin' out. I'm in charge of a group of interns who think I'm crazy and I might actually be crazy because day one of me being in charge, and I'm obsessed with rescuing bambi. We're all freaking out.
George: Since when did you start calling me bambi?
Izzie: What? I'm not calling you bambi.
George: I - I understand. I - I expect it from Cristina or -- or Alex, but --
Izzie: I'm bambi! I'm bambi, George. If anyone in this situation is a sad little cartoon character, it's me. I'm all alone in the forest, all alone in the forest, George. And my mother's been shot by a hunter and where are you? Where the hell are you?
George: I'm on my way to surgery. (leaves)

Chief: Hey, Dr. Bailey, how're things going?
Bailey: I wouldn't know. Ask Dr. Torres.
Chief: Miranda...
Bailey: I don't want to talk.
Chief: Miranda, it is not like you not to want to talk.
Bailey: Fine. How's your wife.
Chief (pauses): She's -- she's good. I haven't moved back in yet. She hasn't let me move back in yet. Not taking my calls. Wait, that's not what I wanna talk to you about. I wanna talk about Chief Resident. Now, we're gonna have this conversation.
Bailey: Are you ordering me to stand here and talk to you about this, Chief?
Chief: No, I'm not ordering you but I thought--
Bailey: Okay, good-bye, sir. (leaves)

Callie: Hey, there you are. I missed you this morning.
George: Yeah, I didn't wanna be late for my second first day as an intern.
Callie: Maybe you can look at it like this, you have one up on everyone. You're gonna be like the rockstar intern.
George: Yeah, I'm sure that's how everyone's gonna see me when they find out.
Callie: Or maybe, they'll see you as the daddy intern.
George: What? What did you just say?
Callie: I'm not pregnant. I mean... I might be pregnant. My boobs are a little sore so... (George looks speechless) Hey, I'm trying to cheer you up, here George. This is-- I mean, if I am knocked up, that's a good thing, right?
George: Callie, I'm just a little distracted. I mean, I'm havin' a bad day.
Callie: Okay, you're having a bad month.
George: Okay, yeah. I'm havin' a bad month. (leaves)
Callie: Love you.

Derek: Hey, how are you?
Meredith: I have a patient with a severed arm and no one seems to be able to find it. Have you seen it?
Derek: Your severed arm? No, I haven't seen a severed arm. Meredith--
Lexie (walks up): Hey, um, I'm so sorry about before, I was just so nervous about meeting you. Don't block the ER doors, I know that now.
Derek: You're the girl from the bar.
Lexie: Sorry?
Derek: The girl from the bar.
Lexie: Oh, my god. Yeah. Oh, my god. Yeah.
Derek: Yeah.
Lexie: Oh, my god. You work here?
Derek: Yeah, I do.
Meredith: Girl from the bar? I'm the girl from the bar. (Meredith walks away)
Lexie: She hates me. My sister hates me.
Derek: Meredith is your sister?
Lexie: My half sister.

Meredith: You see that girl out there? The dopey, wide-eyed one? Apparentally, we're related.
George: Oh, you met Lexie?
Meredith: So, you knew. You knew about it and didn't tell me.
George: Kinda had a lot going on.

Cristina (to her interns): Okay, one and two, go get stat packs. Three and four, go wait for the ambulances.
Meredith (laughs): One and two?
Cristina: Oh, no, I can't remember their names.
George (raises his hand): I don't respond to being called a number.

Derek: Hmm, your interns are back from holiday today.
Bailey: Not my interns. They're residents. I am free.
Derek: Well, the point is... Dr. Yang, the Burke thing, she doesn't know and I'm supposed to tell her. Burke asked me to tell her. (sighs) Any thoughts?
Bailey: Honestly always works best.
Derek: Well, that's true. Hey, do you wanna get together for a drink after work tonight?
Bailey: Why?
Derek: Well, I don't know, I just thought it might be a good idea to get together and --
Bailey: Oh, you don't have anybody to talk to.
Derek: No, I have people to talk to.
Bailey: Addison is gone. Burke isn't around. And you and Grey aren't smelling each other in the elevators anymore.
Derek: I have people to talk to.
Bailey: Who?
Derek (looks around): The chief, I have the chief to talk to. Hey, Chief, you wanna get together for a drink after work?
Chief: I don't drink.

Izzie: How's your vacation?
George: Um.. fine. Meredith can we uh..
Izzie: 'Cause mine was... I didn't do much. Hung out alone. For 17 days... which... is the last time that I saw you... The day of Cristina's wedding. Which was... (Cristina gives her a look) Well, then Mer and Cristina went on Cristina's honeymoon without me.
Alex: Girl on girl honeymoon. (laughs)
Izzie: And then Alex took a roadtrip to see Ava... without me.
Alex: I didn't go see Ava. Her name is Rebecca and I didn't go see her, I just drove in that direction.
Cristina: Why is everyone so tingly and hurt? I mean I was the one who was left at the altar. (Meredith and Izzie look at her) I'm fine, by the way, I honeymooned in Hawaii and I snorkled.

Meredith (voiceover): In the practice of medicine, change is inevitable. New surgical techniques are created, procedures are updated, level of expertise increase. Innovation is everything. Nothing remains the same for long. We either adapt to change. or. we get left behind.

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4.02 Love/Addiction

(they are lying in bed naked)
Meredith: This is the best break-up ever.
Derek (laughs): I don't know why we didn't break-up along time ago. (he turns off the light, and moves to cuddle with her)
Meredith: What're you doing?
Derek: Sleeping.
Meredith: No. No, sleepovers.
Derek: Yes, come on, please. It's three in the morning, I gotta work tomorrow.
Meredith: We agreed, no sleepovers. Broken-up people don't sleep over. Sex only, it's the only part of the relationship that works.
Derek: Oh, I know. And why screw it up with everything else, right? Dinner, conversations, sleepovers.
Meredith: You're mocking my severe emotional limitations.
Derek: You know, I can live without conversations, I can live between meals, and sleepovers... we shouldn't have sleepovers because you snore. (they laugh) Mockery, mockery, that's the deal breaker.
Meredith: Okay, sex and mockery it is. (they start kissing)

(Cristina is giving away all of her appliances that she got as wedding gifts)
Nurse Tyler: It is beautiful.
Izzie: I know. It’s the Belgian Round, Flip Pro.
Nurse Tyler: What do you want for it?
Cristina: What do you got?
Nurse Tyler: The next time that I get a projectile vomiter, I can loose your pager number.
Cristina: Oh, you can do better than that. Surgeries, baby. Preferably cardio.
Meredith: Are these all wedding gifts?
Izzie: Yes, she’s giving them away. I have dibs on the mix-master.
Cristina: I’m not giving you the mix-master.
Meredith: I think the tradition is that you’re supposed to return them.
Cristina: Burke registered for this crap and now I’m the one who’s stuck dealing with it. So, I’m using it for professional game.
Mark (indicating the espresso maker): Are you sure you're ready to part with this?
Izzie: She’s not. I want it. I want it.
Cristina: I am if I can help with the ram boy flap on your next most defect repair.
Mark: Come to Daddy. (takes the espresso maker and walks away)
Alex: You steal all of this stuff?
Izzie: Make her give me something.
Alex (to Cristina): Give her something.
Izzie: Give me the mix-master.
Cristina: Face it. You have nothing that I want.
Bailey: Would you look at the residents, big snazzy residents, standing around playing with housewares.
Cristina: Turn a blind eye and the soup tureen's yours.

Nurse Tyler: I want the waffle maker.
Cristina: Didn’t we already cover this?
Nurse Tyler: Yeah, but now I got something that you want.
Cristina: Oh, yeah, what? (Cristina sees Burke’s mom and ducks behind the counter)
Jane Burke: Hello, I’m Jane Burke.
Nurse Tyler: Dr. Burke’s mother, how nice to see you.
Jane Burke: I’m looking for Dr. Cristina Yang.
Nurse Tyler: Yang, Yang, lemme see…. Dr. Yang… (Cristina hits his leg from under the counter) I’ll page her, but I think that she’s in surgery.
Jane Burke: I’ll wait. (walks away)
Nurse Tyler: Waffle maker.
Cristina: Fine.

Meredith: So, how’d surgery go on the mom?
Cristina: She’ll live, fine, whatever. That’s not the mom that I’m worried about.
Meredith: Oh, I tried. I tried. Mama is not budging, and she is very scary.
Cristina: Yeah, obviously. What does she want? Did Burke send her?
Meredith: I don’t know. I mean, you have to go. You have to go deal with Mama. Just go and get it over with and then when you’re done come back and tell me all about it because I could really use a pick-me-up. (nods over to Lexie)
Cristina: Okay, Mama showdown is not for your enjoyment. Besides my patient is stable and until I’m paged I’m gonna stay right here. (whispers) Okay, she keeps staring at us.
Meredith: I know.
Cristina: Make her stop.
Meredith: You make her stop.
Cristina: You’re her sister.
Meredith: I’m an only child. You’re her resident.
Cristina (to Lexie): If you have time to stare you have time to get me coffee so move, move, move! Two, stay!
Meredith: Now, see if you could just do that with Mama.

Alex: You can yell, you know.
Bailey: Not my job anymore.
Alex: I’m just sayin’, you can if you want. I deserve it.
Bailey: You deserve, Dr. Karev, to be chastised for your stunning poor decision making. You -- you certainly earned a-- a reprimand for your unbelievably destructive tactile error. (pauses) You got in the face of a drug dealer? (slaps his arm) You got in the face of a drug dealer… (slaps his arm) Before the police had arrived. (slaps his arm repeatedly) You got in the face of a known felon while is one year old was still in the room, are you stupid? Are you without intelligence? Because I know that you were taught better than that. I taught you better than that, Dr. Karev. Getting in the face of a drug dealer, fool.
Alex: Thank you.
Bailey (exhales): Oh, no… thank you.

Bailey: Okay, I need you to work in the clinic, Grey.
Meredith: Well--
Bailey: No, before you open your mouth to tell me all the reasons that you can’t, just lemme say this. I need this because I have idiots, do you understand me Grey? Idiot interns are down there in my clinic, a clinic drippin’ with my blood sweat and tears, Grey, and I am not convinced, not at all convinced that they will not burn it down with their inaptitude. No, no, I am not telling because I understand that I do not have the authority to tell. So I’m askin’, nicely. (Meredith doesn’t say anything) Okay, I’m just sayin’ that if I ever did anything for you like… I don’t know... save your life… if you ever felt you owed me a debt of thanks… Now, is when I’d like to collect. (pauses) Please?

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4.03 Let the truth sting

Cristina: She's doing McDreamy. She's doing McDreamy and lying about it.
Izzie: That's great.
Cristina: Does she think I'm weak? That I'm fragile? Like I can't handle it cause of Burke?
Izzie: Poor Cristina, all alone.
Cristina: Yeah, right. Poor Cristina...

Bailey (to Callie): Uh, I've been havin' trouble. With this whole peckin' order of things. I've been havin' trouble. Because I'm used to being number one, but I'm not number one, not anymore. So, the best that I can come up with is to... be number two. The best damn number two that this hospital has ever seen, but your number two. I will... I will... I will help you. We'll be like a team, because, look girl, you just seem to be havin' a hard time. (Callie laughs) And I know I seem to be havin' a hard time... but, together... We could do this. I just think that we could do this together. (Callie smiles)

Lexie: What?
Meredith: I have your mother's death note here. Everything that happened on the day she died is in here, and I know because I wrote it. So, I'd like to go over with you, if that's okay. (pauses) Okay, first of all lemme just say, everything that happened that day, every set back, there was a one percent chance of that happening. One percent... and your mother was that one percent. (starts reviewing the chart) She came in complaining of persistent hiccups. We did an endoscopic-fundipication.
Lexie: You did it endoscopically?
Meredith: So it would be an out patient procedure. We wanted to avoid major surgery. For what it's worth, I was very fond of your mother. She was... I was very fond of her. (keeps reviewing the chart with her)

Cristina: What are we supposed to say? We didn't even know the guy.
Izzie: We ate lunch in here for a year. The least we can do is say a few kind words about him. (everyone is silent, Izzie looks to George)
George: He... didn't snore too loudly.
Meredith: He um... never complained and always took his meds.
Alex: He rarely farted.
Meredith: Alex.
Alex: Fine. He had 12 surgeries this year and he lived through them. That's... that's impressive.
Izzie: Thank you, Alex. Cristina.
Cristina: I got to practice stuff on him. Central lines and IV's, he was good practice.
Izzie: Charlie, the truth is you were a bastard. You were, you were mean and stubborn and just a bastard. But you were a bastard who knew what you wanted and you stuck to your guns and you proved that if you want something badly enough, if you're determined enough and appreciative enough eventually it will happen. It will! That gives me hope, so thanks for that. Bye, bye, Charlie.

Meredith: Hey, so I've been thinking about how you're sad, and what I can do to help.
Cristina: Oh, you have another surgery?
Meredith: No, that's not what you need.
Cristina: It kind of is.
Meredith: What you need is... Me, and my time. So, I thought that we could go back to my house and get into our pajamas, and just sit and talk about this whole Burke thing and really get to the root of your feelings. Just talk all night long if we have to.
Cristina: Talk.
Meredith: Talk. And cry. Cry.
Cristina: Oh, you know.
Meredith: You're damn right I know. Surgery stealer!
Cristina: So... Person who's sleeping with Derek.
Meredith: How'd you know that?
Cristina: What, you think that I'm too fragile to handle your sex life?
Meredith: Well, he did leave you at the altar. And I'm your person.
Cristina: How? By, by... (makes motion with her fingers) Protecting me? That's not how to be my person. That's not what we do. You know that. I'm dealing, okay? The best I can. So, if you need to take care of someone, you're gonna need to take care of someone else, okay?
Meredith: Fine. (pause) You owe me a surgery.
Cristina: Yeah, well, you owe me sex details.

Mark: That woman is going to be able to talk for the rest of her life because of us.
Chief: I think I still got it.
Mark: I think you do too. Now, we just gotta figure out what you're gonna tell Adele.
Chief: I forgot about that.
Mark: First off, don't tell her that you wanna move back in.
Chief: No?
Mark: Reeks of desperation. It's a deal breaker, trust me.
Derek: You know what, I can't take this anymore. You guys have gotta be kidding yourselves, do you know how close your two idiots came to that woman losing her tongue and never speaking again? Oh, yeah, coupla cowboys in there, tellin' yourselves you can do it. Actin' like the big boys. You had no business doing that surgery. No business. Lucky I came in when I did. Shame on you. (to Mark) And shame on you! And, as for Adele, well, tell her you can't imagine your life with out her, tell her for the last month you've been walking around this hospital at night just thinking about her. Tell her the truth. Sorry I called you an idiot.

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4.04 The heart of the matter

Lexie: I just wanted to say thank you for saving my ass in surgery today.
Cristina: That's my job, 3.

Adele: I already lost one baby, now I have to lose Camille too.
Chief: I am not going to use to Camille to try and make up for the fact that I never gave you children.
Adele: I didn't ask you to. I asked you to talk to her, to convince her--
Chief: I can't do that. ... I can't do that Adele. I can give her all the options in the world, but I cannot make her do what I want her to do. I'm her doctor.
Adele: I thought being a doctor was about saving lives. After all these years, of choosing your job over your family... The one time that I ask you to do your job to save this family.
Chief: Adele, I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry.
Adele: So, am I, Richard. (walks away)

Mark: I'm writing you both up.
Meredith: It wasn't Norman's fault, He's my responsibility, I'm the resident, I'm the only one that you should write up.
Mark: That's very noble of you, Dr. Grey. Stupid, but noble. (walks away)
Norman: For the record, Dr. Grey, I don't find you stupid at all. I find you quite smart. (Meredith smiles)

Izzie: What? Am I invisible now?
Alex: What do you want?
Izzie: Oh, so you hate me now too? Join the club.
Alex: You and O'Malley. O'Malley!
Izzie: What? What is it that I did that is so horrifying? (pauses) I fell in love, Alex.
Alex: He's married.
Izzie: Yeah, so? You're carrying a big ol' torch for Ava. Or Jane Doe. Or whatever it is that you call her and she's married. What gives you the right to judge what I do? Why do you even care?
Alex: You told me that you weren't ready yet, after Denny, to be with anyone. And then O'Malley... O'Malley! ... And then you tell me like I'm one of your chick friends, come on! (walks away)

Izzie: I'm just saying, I learned how to fight in a trailer park. Where'd she learn how to fight? A boarding school? Not quite the same thing. (Callie enters the cafeteria, Izzie is unaware, Callie walks towards her. Everyone is staring) I'm a street fighter, I got some bad ass in me. I can take a girl down.
Callie: Izzie.
Alex: Punch with your left, protect your face with your right.
Cristina (eating popcorn): No, protect your hands. Your surgeon hands. Your face can heal.
Callie (clears her throat): Stevens.
Izzie (putting her hair up, and taking out her earrings): Let's do this. Let's go. Let's go. (cracks her neck)
Callie: Go... where?
Izzie (puts her fists up): You know... Go.
Callie: I wanted to talk.
Izzie: You wanted to talk? (puts her arms down) You didn't wanna kick my ass?
Callie: You thought I was gonna fight you? (scoffs, then realizes everyone is watching and walks out of the cafeteria)
Intern: That's a forfeit, Torres forfeits!
Izzie (sits back down at the table): Oh my god.
Cristina: You were very ghettofabulous.
Izzie: Oh, my god.
George (runs in): What happened, was there a fight?
Alex: No. I guess they realized that they were fighting over nothing.

Winnie: So, who's your money on O'Malley? I guess you gotta back the wife, huh?
George: What? What're you talkin' about?
Winnie: The fight downstairs. Torres vs Stevens. What're they fightin' about anyway?
George: Oh, Winnie, that's just a rumor. It's not happening. Callie's too mature for that.
Winnie: That's not what my buddy in the cafeteria says. (George runs away towards the cafeteria)

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4.05 Haunt you every day

Meredith: Oh!
Derek: What is that?
Meredith: It's charts.
Derek: Meredith.
Meredith: It's my mom.
Derek: What?
Meredith: I had her in the cubby, and she was freaking people out. So I was just gonna go put her in the car. Do you think that's disrespectful, to leave her in the car?
Derek: It's a little...
Meredith: It's not that strange.
Derek: Oh.
Meredith: I'm trying to figure out how to put her to rest. I can't shove her in the back of my closet anymore. I have to deal with her.
Derek: Well...
Meredith: And this is me trying to evolve. I'm trying here. So...cubby or car?
Derek: You're asking me if I think you should put your mom's ashes in your cubby or your car? Okay, and you don't think that's very, very strange?

James: Are you the doctor?
Bailey: Oh, I am.
James: Good. That's...that's good.
Bailey: Is your leg hurting you?
James: It's...it's not the leg. It's the foot. And...and it's not hurting so much as... as it's not mine. Something happened. I...I can't explain it. But this...this foot does not belong to me. It...it's...it...it...it feels like it's a corpse foot.
Bailey: Oh, did you lose feeling in the foot? Is it numb?
James: No, it's...it's not numb. It's just...it's not mine. Please, I'm...I'm not crazy. I...I work at a bank. I'm not crazy. Please. I just...I...I need a surgeon. I need you to get me a surgeon who will remove it.
Bailey: A surgeon who will remove your foot? A surgeon who will amputate your seemingly healthy foot.

(Meredith is holding her mother's ashes while she washes them down the drain in a scrub room)
Chief: Grey.
Meredith: Chief.
Chief: What are you doing, Grey? This is a sterile environment.
Meredith: It's my mother, sir. I think this is where she would want to be. (Chief takes a handful of ashes, as does Meredith)
Chief: Should we say a prayer?
Meredith: She didn't believe in anything. (turns on the water)
Chief: Ashes to ashes... dust to dust.

Cristina (showing the apartment to Callie, it's a complete mess): Oh, so it has a kitchen, bedroom, bathroom. Sofa. You can sleep here.
Callie: Great. So... Do you mind if I clean up a little?
Cristina: Yes. I mind a lot.

Derek: You okay?
Chief: I don't know if I can handle another night in that hotel. (Derek sighs and sits down) What's the matter with you?
Derek: I have to start dating.

Alex: Sorry I didn't listen when you said you were feeling sick. Sorry I didn't answer your page.
Norman: You know why I chose surgery?
Alex: No.
Norman: I'm a little south of 60. And blood makes me squimish. And I wanted to go into psych because I like to talk.
Alex: I have noticed that.
Norman: I had this voice in my head that told me to choose surgery. It was as if... My MaryBeth whispered in my ear, and so I listen. And do you know what I think now?
Alex: No.
Norman: I think I was about to have a massive stroke and my MaryBeth wanted me to be surrounded by world class surgeons when it happened.
Alex: Mmm. So what are you gonna do now?
Norman: Ah, well, I'm gonna go into psych. Because you people, you surgeons, you're all just a bunch of little children running around with your scalpels and your severed feet, and your inappropiate sex in inappropiate places. You all need a good shrink.

Mark: You know, I'm impressed. I didn't think you'd pull this off.
Meredith: I'm actually pretty suprised myself. Considering this is my first time trick or treating.
Mark: Your first time?
Meredith: Yeah. My mom never made it home in time to take me. Never got it together to make me a constume. Plus, she said it was rude to knock on people's doors and beg for food.
Mark: Huh.
Meredith: What?
Mark: It's just... The apple fell pretty far from the tree, huh?

Rebecca: We need to talk.
Alex: We will. I'll come back.
Rebecca: Don't chicken out.

Meredith: I have an earless boy.
Chief: I'm sorry?
Meredith: Sloan has agreed to build him ears probono if you agree to donate the O.R and all of the equipment.
Chief: I'm sorry, Grey. (Meredith nods to Ryan to come in) My probono slate is full. There are protocals to be followed. There's all sorts of red tape. It's a lot--
Ryan: Trick or treat.
Meredith: Get it? He's trick or treating for ears.
Chief: Grey...
Meredith: You know, my mother, she was big on probono surgeries.
Chief (stares at them for a moment): O.R two is free at 6 p.m.
Ryan: Thank you.

Bailey: You alright?
George: You’re Dr. Bailey, you hear everything. And even if you haven’t heard everything I’m sure you heard.
Bailey: About your marriage? Yeah, I probably would've.
George: I'm sorry... If-- If I disappointed you.
Bailey: I'm not your mother, O'Malley.
George: Oh! Oh. Oh, I have to apologize to her now too.
Bailey: O'Malley. (exhales) Look, you're not a bad guy. See, and I don't mean to let you off the hook entirely because what you did, was unkind, and hurtful, and wrong. But you're not a bad guy. I'm just sayin' that it take two to reach the you reached in your marriage. It takes two. I, I mean, I'm here. Late at night, on Halloween an earless boy get ears and my husband wants to act like that ain't an important thing. He wants to act like it isn't a good thing that I did today. Now, that just ain't on me. That's on him, wanting things to be way he wants. It's him wanting things to be purely black and white. I mean, I missed my son's first Halloween and my heart is aching inside of my chest, but you know, that doesn't mean anything. It doesn't count. Because in a black and white world, I simply didn't make it home. And that makes me the bad guy, I'm always-- I'm always the bad guy. You hear what I'm sayin'?
George: Sorry that you missed your son's first Halloween.
Bailey: Look, what I'm sayin' to you is... Okay, I was there. I was there the day your father died. I was there when you came back from Vegas married, after a week. And... All I'm sayin' is, it's not black and white. And you're not a bad guy.

(eating lunch, Meredith's got the bag of her mom's ashes on the table)
Cristina: You could scatter her off the roof.
Meredith: She was afraid of heights.
Cristina: The ashes Meredith. The ashes aren’t acrophobic.
Meredith: I need to put my mother to rest. I need to not become her. I need to not die emotional crippled and alone. And I need to not attend the wedding of Derek Shepherd and Sydney Heron. I need to put my mother to rest.
Cristina: Sydney Heron? (Izzie and George sit down at the table. There is an akward silence. Meredith and Cristina look uncomfortable)
Izzie: Just ask.
Meredith: So, you two are together?
George: Yeah.
Meredith: Like together, together, in love together? Sexy love. Not sibling love.
Izzie: Yes. Yeah. we're together. (Cristina looks pissed)
Meredith: And you two... Have been... I mean with out any of us knowin'... Doing this-- this whole time?
Izzie: Only once.
George: Iz...
Izzie: I said that she could ask questions. Just once. And now, we're waiting to be together out of respect.
George: For Callie's feelings. (Cristina scoffs and leaves the table)
Meredith: She's not judging.
Izzie: Right.
Meredith: I have an earless boy waiting for me. But, I'm happy for you guys.

George: Mr. Shanley, I don't have kids. So, I don't know what it's like to loose a child, but I do know what it's like to lose a parent. Your daughter loved you. I saw her this morning, she was fighting for you, she was fighting for your life. You're her dad. You're her dad, she doesn't wanna leave you. I konw that. I also know that she would want you to have her heart. (pauses) I would've given my dad my heart if I could. If I could've saved him. I would've given him my heart.

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4.06 Kung fu fighting

Izzie: George... (he is about to kiss her but she is trying really hard not to cry and starts sobbing) I'm exhausted. Every bone and every muscle in my body aches. And I don't think that I can do this. It's not that I don't want to, because I do. I really, really do. It's just that I just spent 6 and a half hours on my feet in surgery and I can barely hold myself up. And I'm just so tired. And... And this is like a rare bird, George. George, you know. It's the first time since... Since we were together. And it's a once in a lifetime expiernce, and I-- I don't wanna waste it on a night that I'm too exhausted to enjoy it. Because I wanna enjoy our rare bird, George. I need to enjoy our rare bird. And-- (continues to sob)
George: Me too. And-- and oh, my hand... It's just killin' me from holding the dress. So, maybe tonight is not the perfect night. Maybe the perfect night is another night.
Izzie: Really?
George: Yeah. Yeah. (pauses) Do you wanna maybe go to sleep?
Izzie: Yeah. (they lay down in bed, spooning up against each other) Thanks.
George: Did you only shave one of your legs?
Izzie (starts sobbing again): I know. I'm sorry.
George: No, it's cool. It's alright. Shh.

Meredith (voiceover): There’s this thing about being a surgeon. Maybe it’s pride or maybe it’s just about being tough. But a true surgeon never admits they need help, unless absolutely necessary. Surgeons don’t need to ask for help because they are tougher than that. Surgeons are cowboys, rough around the edges, hardcore... at least that’s what they want you to think.

4.07 Physical reaction... chemical attraction

Meredith (voiceover): Chemistry, either you've got it. Or you don't.

(after they had sex)
George (smiling): That was amazing.
Izzie (smiling): See? See, I knew we had it in us.
George: That was as good as the first time.
Izzie: No, it was better. Way better.
George: No, you're right. Because we were drunk, and well, I'm not married, and that was just...
Izzie: Incredible. (smile fades) You're lying.
George: Well, so are you.

Meredith: What did you do tonight?
Derek: Nothing. You?
Meredith: Nothing.
Derek: It's late. Shouldn't you be going soon?
Meredith: I just wanna lay here for a few more minutes.

Lexie: Alex, I'm fine. Thank you. Really, you-- you can go.
Thatcher (comes out of the house, drunk): What a pleasent suprise. It's Dr. Karev, isn't it?
Alex: Yes, sir.
Thatcher: Alright, then. I don't wanna interrupt you two. (tosses his keys)
Lexie: Wait, Dad, you're going out?
Thatcher: Just down to the store.
Lexie: Dad.
Thatcher: It's just down to the store, Lexie.
Alex: Uh, why don't I go? You know, my car, it's right here.
Thatcher: It's fine.
Alex: What do you need? Scotch? Vodka? Gin? (Thatcher just stares at him)
Lexie: Scotch. (Thatcher looks pissed, drops his keys on the ground and walks back into the house, Lexie picks them up) Just don't tell Meredith, okay?

Chief: I married Adele two years outta college. There's a lot that I need to learn how to do for myself.
Derek: Just pick up your own shirts from now on.
Chief: Taxi Driver?
Derek: Meredith is comin' over.
Chief: Ah, I better get back to my trailer.

Cristina: I finished painting.
Callie: I got fired.

Lexie (to Joe): I told her that I could draw with an Etch-a-Sketch. Outta of all things I coulda choosen, an Etch-a-Sketch, no wonder she thinks that I'm pathetic. (exhales and puts her head on the bar. A little later, Alex and Meredith are sitting at a table looking at her hunched over on the bar)
Alex: I told her that I couldn't see her anymore.
Meredith: You did?
Alex: Whatever. I don't need another chick with issues.
Meredith: Thank you. Alex. (looks over at Lexie) Alex. Will you take my sister home? She plays the trombone, and whatever. Just take her home, please.

Mark: I saw your transplant today.
Erica: I know.
Mark: You have extrodinary technique.
Erica: I know.
Mark: Can I buy you a drink? I have rather extrodinary techniques myself.
Erica: You're not attracted to me. You think you are. But you're not. You're attracted to my skill, and my confidence, and maybe how hot I look with my hands on a heart. But mostly you're attracted to me because I'm not attracted to you.

Lexie (to Meredith): I'm not stalking. I just-- I hate apples. (Meredith looks at her confused) I hate them. I think that they shouldn't be allowed to be a fruit. That's one. And two, I can draw really, really well on an Etch-a-Sketch. Like, really well, like I could be a professional, if you know, that profession existed. I play the trombone, badly. And I like math. And I noticed that you do this thing with your hands when you're trying to make a point. Like, like this... (gestures with her hand) And I know that that's about you. But-- I do it too. So, also about me. So, that's five. Five things that I'm hoping it'll make it a little harder for you to hate me.

Chief: Dr. Bailey. You've been covering for Dr. Torres.
Bailey: Chief... I've just been shufflin' a little paperwork.
Chief: You've been doing the lion's share of the Chief Resident's work. All the responsibility and none of the credit. You deserve the credit. You deserve the job. I shoulda given it to you in the first place. I hope you'll take it now, because what you do and how you do it, makes this hospital work.
Bailey: Well, it's about time that you noticed. (starts to cry, and hugs the Chief)

Lexie: Hey.
Alex: Hey.
Lexie: Cool lounge.
Alex: Yeah. No interns allowed.
Lexie: I know that. Um... I was looking for you because I was wondering if... If you would meet me later. ... In the on-call room.
Alex: I can't.
Lexie: Oh, okay, but I thought you said--
Alex: I know what I said-- But I can't.
Lexie: Because of Meredith.
Alex: Look, I'm not getting involved in whatever you two got goin' on. I'm not choosing sides.
Lexie: Except, clearly, you are. So... (leaves)

Chief: Dr. Torres, you got a moment?
Callie: Uh, I don't actually. I got two more surgeries. I know the schedule's been a little crazy. I'll get on it tonight.
Chief: No, you're not actually.
Callie: Okay, you're right, I may not have it until tomorrow but...
Chief: You're not gonna get on it at all.

Chief: Miranda. Do you have any idea why the Brotherton's baby is still here?
Bailey: I believe Dr. Torres decided to keep the baby here for another day.
Chief: Well, why would she do that if Dr. Shepherd was ready to discharge her?
Bailey: I don't know, you'd have to ask Dr. Torres.
Chief: Mmhmm.
Bailey: If it were me, and the mother kept coding, I would keep the baby around so they could get a little more time together.
Chief: Mmhmm. And why did Torres have Stevens and Karev put their patients in the same room? That's a clear violation of protocol.
Bailey: You'd have to ask her. But, both of those patients were impossible and neither was willing to follow post-op instructions. I mean, if it were me, I would put them in the same room so they could encourage each other to get out of here.
Chief: And she told Dr. Yang to find a new specialty? That's a pretty odd thing for someone who has such an affiaty for cardio.
Bailey: Again, you'll have to ask Torres.
Chief: Mmmhmm.
Bailey: But... It has to do with Erica Hahn putting her through her paces, so Yang has to see what else is out there, otherwise, she won't fight hard enough to stay with cardio. I'm just guessin'! You need to ask Torres!
Chief: That's just what I'm gonna do. (the Chief stares at Bailey contemplating)

Mark (about Hahn): I've got a thing for her.
Derek: You don't have a thing for her.
Mark: I do. I do have a thing for her.
Derek: It's gonna end badly.
Mark: You don't know that.
Derek: Yes, I do.
Mark: What do you know, you're dating the Chief.
Derek: You know what, that jokes not funny any more. It's over used. (the Chief walks in, right by Derek and sits down, everyone is silent)
Mark: Lover's quarrel?
Chief: We're not quarreling. It's not a quarrel.
Derek: More importantly, we're not--
Chief: If I got throught the trouble to choose a movie, he should have enough common courtsey to mention it if he makes other plans. A phone call, a note, something. And if he's not gonna pick up my shirt, just tell me. I'll pick them up. I'm perfectally capable of picking up my own shirts.
Derek: No. No, you're not. You're not capable of picking up your own shirts. You're not capable of doing anything on your own. If I wasn't around, you'd starve in a dirty shirt and die a lonely death.
Chief: Oh, for God sake's.
Derek: You know, I offered you a place to put your trailer, and you've been taking advantage ever since. You can't handle doing the dry cleaning and cooking, so I have to pick all the slack.
Chief (realizes something): Hold that thought. (walks out)
Derek: You see, he can't handle the truth.
Mark: I definatly have a thing for her.

Alex: Well, where is she?
Izzie: Oh, well, it looks like she finally got out of bed. (they hear giggling behind the curtain, Alex pulls it back to see Harriet and Jerry having sex) Oh my god!
Jerry: Oh, don't look so shocked. We're adults.
Harriet: She always looks like that. (Alex shuts the curtain)
Alex: Well, it looks like he finally crapped. (Izzie sighs) What?
Izzie: Even they have chemistry.

Chief: All I'm sayin' is, the next time you're gonna have company over. Lock the door.
Derek: All I'm sayin' is, the next time you come over you should knock.

Alex (standing on the porch of the ouse): You definatly don't wanna go in there.
Meredith (jumps a little): Alex. ... George and Izzie?
Alex: Yeah.
Meredith (walks over to him): The Chief just saw me naked.
Alex: Mmm. Nice. (cracks a beer open for her, you can see Lexie approaching)
Meredith: I thought I said no having sex with her at this house.
Alex: I didn't invite her over.
Lexie (walks up): Hi.
Alex: Hey.
Lexie: Alex, you wanna get a drink at Joe's?
Alex: Yeah, sure.
Meredith: Alex.
Lexie: There's no rule that says he can't have a drink with me.
Meredith: Actually, there is. I'm making one. No drinking with Alex. No sleeping with Alex.
Lexie: What exactly did I ever do to you?
Meredith: Get your own friends. Get your own life. Stop living in mine!
Lexie: Screw you. I'll wait in the car. (walks away)
Meredith: I know that was mean but she's every where.
Alex: You say that she's not your sister, you say that you don't wanna know her, so then why the hell do you care so much? (walks away, to Lexie)
Meredith (to herself): I don't. I don't. I don't care.

Izzie (running her hand over a box): It's a box fun. You know, it's just been too much pressure, too much trying, we just gotta get back to having fun.
George: Yeah. So it's a box of props?
Izzie: It's a box of fun.
George: Okay. ... Can I --?
Izzie: Yeah. (he does and takes out a bottle of liquor) It's a box of fun and booze because I figure it can't hurt.
George: Yeah. Yeah. (goes to get something else) Oooh, that's-- that's... (Izzie shuts the box)
Izzie: Oh, you know what, don't say it. This will work. We will work. We just need to take the pressure off.
George: Yeah.
Izzie: We have the house to ourselves tonight. We're gonna have a drink (George takes a huge gulp of liquor) ... and we're gonna play.
George: We'll play.
Izzie: We'll play, with our box of fun. (she starts chugging a lot of liquor down from the bottle)

Derek (they are laying in bed naked): What did you do tonight?
Meredith: I stayed late at work because my house is a mess. What did you do?
Derek (pauses, then realizes): Oh, no! Oh, dinner and a movie! (they sit up)
Meredith: Dinner and a movie? (Chief walks in, with DVD's and take out)
Chief: Oh! Oh. Ah, dear. (looks away, while Meredith and Derek groan, and cover up) I'll just um... (looks to the side, uses the DVD's to block is vision) I'm-- I'm sorry. 'Kay? I'll-- I'll just um... (walks out)

Mark (watching Hahn in surgery from the gallery): Her hands are beautiful. (Cristina gives him a look) I mean, surgically, the finess.
Cristina: I was in ortho all day, there's no finess to breaking bones.
Cristina (same time as Mark): Carpentry.
Mark: Carpentry. Yeah. You want finess, you should try plastics. It's all finess.
Cristina: Yeah, no room for error when you're dealing with someone's face.
Mark: It's more than just face lifts. I'm a board certified ENT, I take out tumors. (pauses) It's also a lot of face lifts. But even a face lift, I'm changing a life. I'm holding someone's future in my hands.
Cristina (seeing Hahn touch a heart): Holding a heart is way better.

(after Ryan swallowed 8 magnets)
George: You know, he did this so his parents will get a divorce. He made himself sick so that they would take hi seriously.
Bailey: Mmm. I bet they take him seriously now.
George: Nah. They just said that they would try not to fight as much.
Bailey: I am elbow deep in their eight year-old. Sounds like somethin' a little extra effort can't fix.
George: You're probably right.
Bailey: I am so right. About so many things, it'll make your head spin.

Harriet: What the hell is this?
Izzie: Oh, room shortage, we're gonna have to double up.
Harriet: What?!
Izzie: Harriet, meet Jerry.
Jerry: This is absurd!
Izzie: Oh, not so angry, Jerry. It's bad for the complexion, right Harriet?
Alex: Harriet, Jerry might be monoplizing the bathroom for a few hours, so if you need to go, I'd go now.
Jerry: This is unacceptable!
Harriet: I don't even think it's legal.
Izzie: Well, my advice to you would be to get yourselves discharged as soon as possible.
Alex: See 'ya. (they leave the room)

Harriet: Ugh, I am in too much pain. Leave me alone.
Izzie: Yep. And the best thing for pain is to get you outta bed and get you moving. You will feel much better.
Harriet: I will feel better if you leave.
Izzie: Harriet...
Harriet: Stop scowling, you can scowl later when you actually have something to scowl about. When your ass expands, or when you get a double chin, but right now, you are young, you should be having fun. Go. Start enjoying your life. You're getting uglier by the minute!

Lexie (to Meredith): Listen, I, I -- I had no idea that it was your house. And I -- I'm not the girl that sleeps around, I'm not. You know, there's just so much going on at home that-- (gets interrupted by a patient, they talk to him a minute)
Meredith: Dr. Grey, why don't you go get the baby.
Guy: You're both Dr. Grey. Are you two sisters?
Lexie (pauses): No. No. Just same last name.

Cristina: Uh, you know, I've been trying to do what you said but it's not working.
Callie: What did I say?
Cristina: To try another specialty.
Callie: Cristina, I have back-to-back surgeries, and I don't know what you're talking about, okay? So, bye. (turns to walk away)
Cristina: Dr. Bailey said it was your idea, but I thought maybe--
Callie: Oooh! Oh, yeah. Yeah, that-- The... Yeah. My idea... for you to try... other specialties.
Cristina: So can I scrub in with you?
Callie: You hate ortho.
Cristina: No, I love ortho. But, I can't observe anymore, I-- I need to scrub in even if it's on ortho. ... Which I love.

George (they go to kiss and bump noses): We should-- We should, ah, just stop for a second. We're nervous and akward. We have to admit that we're a little nervous and we're akward.
Izzie: Yeah, it's a little akward.
George: Yeah. We just 'cause-- 'cause we're nervous and we just have to get over ourselves.
Izzie: How?
George: Um... We could pick a fantasy.
Izzie: A what?
George: You know, a fantasy. (Izzie chuckles) You could pick a-- Any fantasy.... Any fantasy any... I will do anything that you want me to.
Izzie: Anything? (cut to them in the bathroom, with him laying in the shower, and looking like he fell, and Izzie is sitting outside the tub wrapped in a towel looking distrought)
George: That's what you wanted?
Izzie: No. ... I mean, yes. But, that's not what I meant.
George: What did you mean then?
Izzie: Let's just not ever talk about this again. Please. ... We have chemistry, George. I know we have it. Because we had the best sex I've ever had in my life, do you remember that sex?
George: I do. It's vague and it's inflashy, but I do.
Izzie: I want that sex back. We can do this.
George: Well, I want that sex back! ... I think I chipped my tooth.

Chief: Hey, have you seen Torres? Now, she promised me a breakdown of next weeks E&T confernce... (Bailey holds out a folder) by the end of today. (he takes the folder)
Bailey: Uh, she asked me to pass it along, must've slipped my mind. My apologies.
Chief (looks at the report): This- this is good. Nice work.
Bailey: Thank you. I mean-- Yep. (Chief glares, and walks off)

Alex: You paged me?
Lexie: Yeah. I was wondering, do you think that I could pick her up? The baby. I mean, the father really hasn't been down here and she's been through so much already.
Alex: That's not why you paged me.
Lexie: It's not?
Alex: You paged me because your legs are still shakin' from the other night and you're trying to work up the nerve to invite me to a friendly neighborhood on-call room. (smirks)
Lexie: Actually, I paged you because I wanted to know you if you could please tell Meredith that I had no idea that her house was your house. She and I-- We were making progress. And now she must think that I'm a stalker!
Alex: Sorry. Your issues can't be my issues. I am here for the sex if you need it. (picks up the baby and hands it to her)
Lexie: If I need it?
Alex (smiles): You know you need it.

Mark: Hahn took my O.R, she's pushy.
Cristina: She's pushy and rude.

Erica (showing him an x-ray): Know what this is?
Mark: Looks like multiple rib fractures and a massive hemo-throax.
Erica: Actually, it's you giving up O.R two. My patient is emergant.
Mark: Well, then what do I tell my patient?
Erica: If it were me, I'd tell her to age gracefully.

Harriet: Is there a surgery that can make me look like her?
Mark: You're much prettier than Dr. Stevens.
Harriet: Then how come I can't even remember the last time that I had sex. I bet Dr. Stevens can remember the last time she had sex.
Mark: Harriet, don't harass the residents.
Harriet: She's young. She still has her looks. Although, sweetie, you're already getting worry lines. What do you possibly have to be worried about?
Izzie (defensive): Nothing. I- I don't have worry lines.
Harriet: Oh, your frown line is already promidant. (Izzie touches her face) Whatever is wrong in your life, you need to fix it, quick.

Cristina (to her interns): The E.R. can be a candy store. You've got car crashes, and implaiments. (to Nurse) What've you got?
Nurse: Sprained ankle and infected bunion.
Cristina (turns back to her interns): It can also strip you of your will to live. Okay, go troll. Find me somethin' good. (Cristina walks off, Lexie follows)
Lexie: Dr. Yang. Has Meredith said anything to you about me? Because she's been avoiding me for days.
Cristina: You know, what did I say to you about talking to me about your personal life? (a woman comes in crying, carrying a baby)

Cristina (reading the board): Grey and Hahn. (Bailey walks up) Hey, she can't do this. She can't just not teach me, it's her job! Torres has to make her teach me.
Bailey: Hey, if the chemistry isn't there...
Cristina: It's not chemistry. She doesn't like me.
Bailey: She says it's chemistry.
Cristina: You know, I'm going to Torres.
Bailey: Ah, Dr. Torres, wanted me to tell you to... find another speciatly.
Cristina: Why?
Bailey: It's not gonna work with Hahn so you need to find a way to make it work with another specialty. I suggest that you try the E.R.
Cristina: What?
Bailey: Uh, this isn't a request. It's an order. From your Chief Resident. (walks away leaving Cristina shocked)

Chief: The schedule is a mess, your mess, clean it up. (walks off)
Bailey (walks up): The chief had on his stern face.
Callie: Yeah, you know? I was -- I was happy this morning. You know why? Because I have back-to-back surgeries today. (smiles)
Bailey: You have on your 'I want somethin' face.
Callie: Will you cover for me? Do the Chief Resident thing, so I can stay happy. (Bailey is about to say something) Just- Just today. Please, please, please, please.
Bailey: You want me to--
Callie: Be me. But you know, better. Be you.

Meredith: I don't care if you see with Lexie.
Alex: No, I just can't do it at my house.
Meredith: It's my house.
Alex: Ah, get over it. It was a one-time thing anyway.
Meredith: Alex.
Alex: No, seriously. One-time. What's the problem with you and your sister anyway?
Meredith: She's not my sister. (Alex keeps on walking, Meredith stops when she sees George)
George: Hey.
Meredith: You look weird.
George: I don't look weird.
Meredith: What's wrong?
George: I look fine.
Meredith: I know you!
George: It's horrible! The sex... with Izzie... horrible.It's like she's trying too hard. It's like... you ever seen a porno? Not that Izzie is a porno, she's an angel, but is like she's trying to be a pornstar, she's trying to act all dirty and sexy, which sounds great, right? (Meredith cringes) But, in reality, I just wanna say: Izzie, just because you can do that with your legs, doesn't mean that you should!
Meredith (holds a finger to her ear and cringes): Aah... I wanna run!
George: Run. Run now.

Izzie: Oh. (sighs) I love George.
Meredith (wide eyed): Oh, god.
Izzie: I do, I love him, and I'm so happy because he's kind and smart and um, sweet and sexy. He's perfect, perfect, except for the fact that he kisses like a chicken. You know a chicken pecking the ground for food, justs pecking and pecking and pecking, and when he's pecking at me like that I forget that I love him, I forget that he's kind and sweet and sexy and I just wanna scream, "Stop pecking at me!" Did he peck you like a chicken, Mer? (Meredith doesn't know what to say)
Cristina (walks in): Mornin'.
Meredith: Cristina needs me. (walks away from Izzie, over to Cristina)
Cristina: I'm painting Burke's apartment so I can stop calling it Burke's apartment. A happy color. Red. Like blood. Plus, I am on cardio this whole week. One of the benefits of living with the person who makes the schedule.
Alex (walks in): I'm on post-op. Again! Second week in a row. Trade with me.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. No way.
Alex: I was talkin' to Meredith.
Cristina: Why? I'm with Hahn.
Alex: Dude, wake up and smell the surgical board.

(after having sex)
Izzie: Wow...
George: Yeah.
Izzie: That was...
George: Arobic.
Izzie: Arobic bad?
George: No, no. Why did you think that it was bad?
Izzie: No, no... I mean, obviously we were both nervous.
George: Yeah... yeah. We've been waiting for so long it's like--
Izzie: You've gotta be good.
George: -- You know, it better to be worth it. (they chuckle, akwardly)
Izzie: Yeah, it's a lot of pressure.
George: Yeah...
Izzie: Let's just do it again.

(A kid eats a marble and his mother agreed to give him something if they go to the hospital)
Kid: But I still get something right? You said that after we get to the hospital I would get whatever I wanted!
Mother: Absolutely, sweety, you were really brave.
Father: Yeah, buddy, anything you want...
Kid: I want you guys to get a divorce!

Erica: I'm taking Meredith Grey from you this week. Her mother was a good surgeon, and I wanna see what she's like.
Mark: Well, that's not how it works here. You get assigned a resident. There's a schedule.
Erica: Well, the schedule doesn't take into account certain things.
Mark: Like what?
Erica: Like the fact that I don't want Yang. You can have Stevens. And I'm sure Shepherd won't mind. (walks away)
Derek (walks up): Won't mind what?
Mark: She's sassy.
Derek: She's a woman of substance, you two have nothing in common. Ah, I'm late. I had to drop off the Chief's dry cleaning.
Mark: You're doing his laundry?
Derek: We're helping each out.
Mark: Yeah, what's he doing?
Derek: He has an extensive DVD collection. (pauses, raises his eyebrows, and exhales)
Mark: You're dating the Chief. (Derek half laughs at him)

Derek : What's new with you?
Meredith: I saw my half-sister half naked. (Derek chuckles) What's new with you?
Derek: I had dinner and a movie... With the Chief. (Meredith moves to get off the bed, Derek pushes her back down on it and kisses her) Hey, you could stay.
Meredith: Eh, I think I'm gonna go. Leave you wanting more and all of that.

4x08 Forever young

Derek: Apparentally, I'm not good at meeting needs.
Meredith: And I'm akward and freaky.

Sydney: Derek, I'm a lot of woman. I bring home the bacon, and fry it in a pan, serve it with eggs, or on a sandwich, or crumpled up in a cobb salad.
Derek: Oh, you do a lot with bacon.
Sdyney: Not just bacon. But Derek, I bring a lot of things to the table and I'm looking for a man who can do the same, who can meet my needs. All my needs. And I just don't think you're ready.
Derek: I think your right.
Sdyney: I won't let this affect our work unless you don't.
Derek: I won't.

Molly: I am never gonna be captain again!
Callie: You know, I was... I was fired from a job recently-
Molly: You were fired from being a doctor and they let you cut open my ass?!
Callie: Okay, shut your trap for eight seconds and let me finish. I didn't get fired from being a doctor, I got fired from being being like, well our version of squad captain. Which is mostly about organizing crap... not about surgery.
Molly: So?
Callie: So, I got to go back to the part that I like... which is kind of a gift.

Meredith: Hey. I am getting two cups of coffee, two. One for me and one for my dad. He's here. What's wrong with you?
Cristina: At this exact moment, in O.R 2 Dr. Hahn is performing a pulminary embilectmy. A pulminary embilectmy, Meredith!
Meredith: So what's the problem? You're on her service, just go.
Cristina: No, I can't! Because that would make me a brown-noser, and everybody hates brown-nosers. I cannot be a brown-noser.
Meredith: Okay, so... there will be other embilectmies, you can let this one slide...
Cristina: No, no, no! I can't I don't know how to just let a pulminary embilectmy just slide.
Meredith: Sure, you can. It's just like cutting a class. (Cristina is silent) You've never cut a class?
Cristina: Never. Not once.

Izzie: Can I have the key back to my house?
George: Hey. What?
Izzie: The key. To my house. I heard that we broke up, so I want it back. Can I have it please?
George: Uh, you know, right now that I have no idea what you're talking about.
Izzie: Really? Apparentally everybody's talking about the fact that we broke up. Who have you been talking to, George?
George: Nobody. I mean, I talked to Meredith.
Izzie: See? I knew it!
George: What do you mean you knew it? You been talking to her?
Izzie: Yeah, but only after you've been talking to her.
George: Yeah, but I'm not the only one who talked to her then.
Izzie: You talked to her first!

Thatcher: I'm sorry that I didn't know you when you were in high school. I've regretted it everyday, not knowing you. Sometimes I worry about you, then others I think maybe that's what made you so strong. It's not an excuse, not at all. Gosh, you are so strong, you are. You're stronger than Lexie.
Meredith: I don't know her that well.
Thatcher: True. You're a very impressive person, Meredith. I'm so proud of you. In a lifetime, lifetime's worth of proud.

Alex: You think she'll recover full function of her knee?
Callie: I hope so because if she doesn't get back on the pom-pom brigade, her life is completely over. You think the way that they treat her she'd be ready to ditch the whole thing, but nooo.
Mark: Of course she's not gonna walk away. It's her life, it's her identity, it's the only way that she understands herself in the world.
Callie: Mmhmm. I heard one of the sweet young things, told Mark that he looked like her dad today. (Alex and Callie laugh)
Mark: What does that have to do with anything?
Callie: Well, you just seem really empathetic to her. You know? 'Loss of identity, shattered self-image.'
Alex: You seem pretty happy about what happened to her.
Mark: Or she's just happy because Stevens and O'Malley hit the skits.

Thatcher: I'm sorry. I really, really am.
Meredith: I'm sure that you are.
Thatcher: The last time I was here, I said some terrible things to you. Telling you not to come to Susan's funeral, it wasn't your fault. I know, you did everything that you could, what I said to you, I regret it to the day I die. And the drinking, it's unacceptable, but today is Susan's birthday and I -- I (chokes up)
Meredith: Should I go get Lexie?
Thatcher: Just you. I just want you.

Meredith: You need to cut Izzie some slack, her and George are having problems.
Cristina: Already? It's only been a week. At that point you don't even talk, all you do is have sex.
Meredith: Doesn't mean that you still can't have problems. Me and Derek are having all kinds of sex and he's dating other people.

Molly: It's still bleeding, my face is still bleeding.
Callie: Alright, we'll get to that in a minute.
Molly: We? No. Try the head of plastic surgery, no one is touching my face until I've spoken to the head of plastic surgery. No one.

Bailey: Alright, now listen up, I have nothin' but respect for the job done by Dr. Torres, but things are gonna be different from here on in.
Izzie (whispering to Meredith): Things are totally weird between George and me. We can't even hold a normal conversation.
Bailey: This will be a professional environment. So your love lives, your hopes and dreams, the little joys and tradgies that make you who you are, have no place in my hospital.
Izzie (whispering to Meredith): He's acting like a total stranger. Like I don't even know him.
Bailey: The locker room is for changing, not for crying. The on-call room is for napping, and not for anything that requires a locked door.
Izzie (whispering to Meredith): And oh god, don't let me get started on the sex. It is just tradgic, it is--
Bailey: Stevens! Did you hear a word that I just said? (Izzie looks blankly back at her) Grow up, I believe is my point.

George (after not getting on the elevator that Izzie and Derek are on): We're avoiding them now, it's come to that.
Meredith: Why are you avoiding Izzie?
George: It's like we're not us anymore, everything used to be so easy. Talking used to be so easy, now we can't even talk anymore.
Meredith: Ah, Derek went on a date with Sdyney Harin yesterday. It's probably just a fake date to make me think he's healthy and moving on.
George: And do you think he's healthy and moving on?
Meredith: Can we just take the stairs?
George: Okay.

(Watching Derek on a date with Sydney)
Meredith: I think that their on a date. That's definatly a date, right?
Cristina: Maybe she's dying. (Mark gets up from his seat at the bar and goes, and sits by Derek, after Sydney left for a minute)
Mark: Is she dying? Is that why?
Derek: Oh, grow up. She's nice and she asked me out.
Mark: You want me to fake a heart attack? I can do a great fake heart attack.
Derek: Here she comes.
Mark (gets up and goes back to the bar): Carry on. (camera goes back to Meredith and Cristina looking on)
Cristina: It's Sydney.
Meredith: In the movies were the handsome, but sensitive football player kisses the akward and freaky girl in front of the whole school. That girl is her.
Cristina: You are very akward and freaky.

Sydney: So why the brain? Why biology's crown jewel?
Derek: You mean why did I go into neuro surgery?
Sydney: Come on, share. Share with Sydney.
Derek: It was the head-set with the magnifying glasses that tipped the scale for me.

Blonde Girl: This is so sad. I used to walk by his house everyday.
Brunette Girl: He was in my algebra class... I think.
Izzie: Marissa, I know that this seems impossible right now, but you will get through this. Danny would have wanted you to.
Marissa: You don't know what he would have wanted. You're just like them. You're a prom queen and you're trying to act like you know what it's like for me. Lady, you have no idea what it's like.
Izzie: I wasn't a prom queen. I was the girl in the cheap clothes from the trailer park who got pregnant. I got thrown in the pregnant girls class. None of the mothers would let their kids hang out with me. But I got through it. You will get through this.
Brunette Girl: I'm gonna write a letter to his mom and dad.
Blonde Girl: That's really beautiful.
Brunette Girl: Yeah.
Izzie: Get out.
Brunette Girl: What?
Izzie: Get out. You're not even supposed to be in here.
Brunette Girl: She's here. (pointing to Marissa)
Izzie: She's his friend. His best friend. Go away. Go!
Marissa: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
Izzie: It's okay. You just lost your best friend. It's... it's the worst thing in the world.

George: It's just is that I can't talk to you, and that's why I talk to Meredith, and I don't know why.
Izzie: It used to be-- It used to be that I was the only person that I could talk to. And you were the only person that I could talk to.
George: I know.
Izzie: I'm in love with this incredible guy and we're having problems. And my best friend, he would know what to say to me about it. I need to be able to talk to my best friend. I cannot get through this without my best friend.
George: Why isn't this easier?
Izzie: I don't know.
George: Well, I want my best friend back.
Izzie: Me too.

Meredith: Your dad was in the ER today.
Lexie: I know.
Meredith: So, you know he was drunk and he put his hand through a window?
Lexie: Yeah, anything else?
Meredith: I know it was Susan's birthday and I'm sure it was a very hard day for the both of you. And he wasn't actually a problem, he was kinda charming. But, he seemed very sad and I'd hate to see it happen again so maybe you should think about keeping a better eye on him.
Lexie: Everyday is my mothers birthday. My mother was born in March. He lied. He's a liar. And I'm glad. Really, I'm glad that you found him charming. I'm sure he was delightful. He's a blast after five drinks, not so much after nine though; he gets a little weepy and mean. He's a drunk, Meredith. He probably came in and told you how wonderful you are. How sad he is he doesn't get to spend more time with you. You know, yesterday he told me I was his favorite daughter. The day before, I was an ungrateful bitch. The week before, he wrote me a check for twenty-thousand dollars because he said I deserved everything life had to offer because he was so proud of me, a lifetimes worth of proud. So thank you for letting me know that I need to keep a better eye on him. Thanks. (Lexie storms away. Meredith, teary-eyed slumps against the wall to catch her breath)
Chief: Meredith, you want to come in for a minute and sit down? (Meredith is in a daze) Meredith?

Meredith: I'm sorry about all of this.
Chief: Meredith, please. You have nothing to apologize for. Nothing it all.
Meredith: I'm keeping you from doing your job.
Chief: This is my job, at least part of it. Think of it as... the principal's office, only I'm the nice principal. Anyways, I promised your mom I would take care of you.
Meredith: I told you you don't have to do that.
Chief: I know. I know I don't, but I do.

Lexie: I never knew what to say to them. In high school. Kids like him. They were always so... separate from the rest of us, you know, alone. It wasn't like that for me. I was prom queen and class valedictorian.
Izzie: Yeah, I wouldn't broadcast that.
Lexie: I had a great group of friends, you know?
Izzie: No.

Molly: You better be able to fix my face. I have pom statewides in a month.
Alex: You're a cheerleader?
Molly: I'm a pom.
Mark: Cheerleaders just jump around. Poms are dancers. (Alex and Callie look at him) I was on the football team.
Callie: Yeah, I'm not sure you're gonna be doing any dancing in the next month.
Molly: You better be lying.
Callie: Not lying. You have very serious knee and leg fractures, not to mention a cracked coccyx.
Molly: What the hell is that?
Alex: That's the bone at the bottom of your spine.
Molly: Uh?
Callie: The bottom of your bottom.
Molly: My ass? I broke my ass?
Alex: That's one way to look at it.
Mark: Don't look at it!
Callie: Okay, you're gonna need surgery, but the good news is that we're gonna put you under, so then we can fix the bones and Dr. Sloan can fix your face all at the same time.
Molly: You better be good.
Mark: Baby, you're not gonna find anyone better than me. (gets up and whispers to Alex, as he's leaving) Oh my God, hot cheerleader ass. (Callie glares at them)

Derek: Night, Bailey.
Bailey: Sit down.
Derek: What?
Bailey: Sit down!
Derek: You okay?
Bailey: What do you care? With your hair products and your perfect little face, perfect little life. What do you care how I am?
Derek: My perfect little life. Have you been paying attention at all?
Bailey: Yeah, I pay attention. I pay attention! I pay attention to people in all walks of life, all types. I notice people. I see people. It's guys like you who don't see people like me.
Derek: I don't see you?
Bailey: I'm not talking about you, Shepherd. Just guys like you. Who don't see girls like me. We don't exist for you. We exist to do your homework! We exist to build your ego up... I am a successful married mother. I am chief resident, I am chief resident of a major metropolitan hospital! I am a surgeon, who saved his life today! And he still doesn't see me... I may as well still be that high school girl with the mushroom haircut and the coke bottle glasses and the band uniform. The girl who didn't get to go to homecoming dance cause it didn't even occur to him to ask me. All those late nights tutoring him, and it didn't even occur to him to ask?
Derek: Mmm. Band uniform. Really?
Bailey: Do I look like I wanna be mocked by you right now?
Derek: No, you don't. I'm just gonna say one thing. In high school, I was 110 pounds, and I hadn't yet figured out hair product, so I had a big afro. And, um, I had acne... and I too, wore a band uniform. Sax.
Bailey: Oboe.
Derek: I would have been honored to take a girl like you to homecoming.

Derek (to Mark): Hey, Dad! Want to get a drink? (they both laugh)

(Mark, Erica and the chief are at the cafeteria)
Erica (to Mark): Is it me or there are teeny boppers staring at you? (the girls laugh)
Mark: I get that a lot. It started when I was their age, never really went away.
Chief: Is that so? (Mark calls them over)
Brunette Girl: Let's go over there. Come on!
Blonde Girl: No! (they go)
Mark: What can I do for you ladies?
Brunette Girl: Tell him!
Blonde Girl: No! It's, it's embarassing.
Mark: You can tell me.
Brunette Girl: You look exactly like her dad! (the other girl nods, Erica and the chief laugh, Mark can't believe it)
Chief: Swing and miss.

(Derek is taking something over a boy's eye, there is a pencil in his eye)
Alex: Man, high school does suck.

Meredith (voiceover): In some ways we grow up; we have families… we get married, divorced… but for the most part we still have the same problems that we did when we were fifteen. No matter how much we grow taller, grow older, we are still forever stumbling… forever wondering, forever… young.